From the red priest of youth to the seer who ruined his sex life

With her agitation, María Jesús Montero, the woman of the thousand grimaces and with more power in Spanish politics, is overwhelming. Causes emotional overload. From left to right, their ladieships must both have caused muscle pain in necks and arms, acceleration of the heart rate and voltage increases. At the end of your sessions, more than one body will be exhausted, As if they had put them to practice thirty high intensity burpees.

“My God of my life … This has to be a nightmare,” writes on Instagram a user on the edge of a migraine attack before the image of the minister and first vice president of the government with his arms up. It is the effect it causes on citizenship, to go after braking zamping ises, sipping jotas, losing letters and neglecting the composure.

Although the minister puts the Andalusian as a shield and wants to cross Isabel Díaz Ayuso de prejudicious, her accent is not her sin, but her peculiar riot in form and background. Well what does the iconic bailaora of televisions that the plasma sent into exile in his shirts rescue. I smelled for the roots, the faralaes dolls and the gold thread filigrants. Nothing to object to, but you cannot complain if this Holy Week inspires a recital of piques in its path, Of those that occur at the gates of the churches when the images stop.

María Jesús Montero appears in the Finance Commission in the SenateDavid JarThe reason

His only saint is now Pedro Sánchez, who venerates and jelly after he shakes it with his right hand. In the eighties he frequented the trianera parish of Our Lady of the O and there he met the communist priest Manuel Mallofret, his confessor and guide, more ideological than spiritual. The memory that kept the priest of that young Christian was his hippie point, away from his current fashionist vision of politics. In the pandemic, when Spain paid to the Guatiné robe, it caused a good stir for its variety of “outfits”, which more colorful, every time it appeared to inform the drama of the coronavirus.

Fine heel and gat of tail

Sobriety is not a quality made for the pharaona. This is how they knew in Triana the daughter of Conchita and Manuel, professors of the José María Izquierdo school, where she also studied. It is the Pharaona of Camarón, Lorca or El Fary. With tail gown or tube skirt and stepping with fine heel. Showing more than he has and speaking more than he knows, even if he has to reformulate his thinking. Read Alves and the presumption of innocence. For example.

“Life does not give me more,” he confessed to some artisans on his last visit to Seville. Before, he practiced crafts, now lends his hands as a cat’s bundle that uses the monkey to get chestnuts out of the fire. It is what he has overflowing, that one ends up trusting the palm even to a seer, as happened in an Andalusian chain. “Everything is given because I am a doctor,” Brava asked the fortune teller. “This line that takes you half … well, in sex you are regular,” he replied resolved. Currently, the vice president is not known in male public, although having it, there is, according to his recent interview with Jordi Évole. The only detail he gave of him is that he would not forgive him a tax infidelity. “If I discover a dark part of my partner’s life, it would surely be definitive … I do not see myself with a person who does not have a concept that taxes serve for what they serve,” he said.

María Jesús Montero, at the XV Socialist Congress
María Jesús Montero, at the XV Socialist CongressEFE agency

Montero has already passed the altar. It was with Rafael Ibáñez, father of his two daughters, whom he met in his university stage. Despite being an atheist and militant of the communist youths, they married all forecast before God in their former Concerted College of Triana. After almost three decades of love, the relationship was leading to what they called.

((H2: “An affective separation”))

Although he frequently travels to Seville, where his daughters reside, and adult, he lives in the Ministry of Finance, “a floor above the office,” Upon arriving, he respected the decoration, although he says that the floor seemed “very uncomfortable.” What did change was the mattress.

Montero now runs as a socialist candidate to defeat in the next elections to whom Andalusia governs with an absolute majority, Juanma Moreno. She herself, and nobody else, has ran the flag of the Andalusian and folklore topics. Contradictory in his own performance, last January, when he announced his candidacy, cited Che Guevara and then Lina Morgan: “Grateful, excited, thanks for going.” Once again, he gave free rein to his explosive personality and caused laughter in the armchair, as if it were a theatrical sainete. Mímically, it could be measured with Morgan or Gracita Morales, the Ladies Donaire of our Spanish cinema, but in politics powerful people impress more when they say little. Word of political scientists: The more spoken, the more storm option.